Yes, I used one of those clickbait titles and no I'm not ashamed, not at all, because now that you've clicked you might as well read it, you obviously have no better things to do. 

I felt like an Amish guy when he goes to a big city for the first time in his life. It was awesoomeee! Organizers and volunteers

It's time we talked about the phelephant in the room. *Ba Dum Tss! Get it? This is double wordplay, elephant in the room and php + elephant == phelephant. Ok, I'm gonna stop now...